yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Randomize
