You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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