Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
