i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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