i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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