just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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