think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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