Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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