Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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