When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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