I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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