i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
