He is an equal opportunity slut.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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