I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do vagina's smell?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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