Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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