return my video game
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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