She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
