your thong is hanging out like whoa
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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