Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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