I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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