I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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