Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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