my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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