We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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