She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Randomize
