Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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