Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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