So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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