woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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