I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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