Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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