your thong is hanging out like whoa
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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