the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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