Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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