cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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