whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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