Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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