Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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