one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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