she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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