I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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