Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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