My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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