Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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