It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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