but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
did i just pee glitter
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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