How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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