Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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