Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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