Christians are straight up FREAKS
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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