Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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