Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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