So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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